Fan fiction is perhaps the most bizarre single creative expression ever conceived. Although the form is powered entirely by people unable to come up with their own characters, some works show a remarkable-and often disturbing level of creativity. Writers, unleashed from the burdens of the conventions of plot, pace and grammar, are free to put their favorite characters in any situation you can dream, and dream about what often is crazy. Here are ten stories of fan fiction that we are particularly disconcerting, but because TopTenz strives to be safe for work which eliminates any explicitly erotic story, and therefore 99.97% of the genera of the account.
10. Sailor / G.I. Joe
GI Joe represents the best artistic achievements of the United States and Sailor Moon is crazy Japan. But what happens when a team of two forces to fight their enemies? clash of cultures, magical girls join the army, and those things melt. A lot of things. That’s more or less the whole story is, in fact, is like a novel GI Joe movie, but a lot more teenage girls to talk about teenage stuff. While killing people.
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It is a strange combination, because GI Joe is more men who beat a grizzly bear to death, while Sailor Moon target population consists entirely of 12-year-old girls, so the writer this story is either a very confused young man or girl more impressive 12-year-old ever. We would also like to note that history dedicated to the victims of 9 / 11, which, as we all know, was the most egregious act Cobra Commander to date.
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“Before the snake could raise a gun, attacked Senshi.” Jupiter Oak Evolution! “Roared Jupiter and launched a thunderbolt the snakes SIERRA HEAT. Both of them cried as they were engulfed, the electricity coursing through them, and both fell to the ground with a groan, contractions. ”
9. Avatar and Twilight Merge in an orgy of cliches
You know those vampire books that all kids these days are talking about? This may shock you, but they are popular fodder for fan fiction. Hundreds of thousands of popular stories, to be precise. Out of all this madness, this crossover with Avatar is the strangest story that are before our minds rebelled and refused to process the brightest stories of vampires and werewolves homoerotic.
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Twilight gang has arrived Pandora to participate in the project “Avatar”, presumably because of budget cuts have made tasteless and bloodsuckers mopey teenagers the only candidates to reach nine feet tall Smurfs. Once transformed, they explore the wonders of nature. .. oh, wait, but nothing to complain to each other about their love life. There is a climactic battle, but is little more than a brief interruption of all conversations silly. So if you liked Avatar , but want all the action had been replaced by sexual tension, then this is the story for you! crawl.
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“I had heard a new guy came today to the project” Avatar “,” Jacob tells me quietly. “But I do not know yet.” Then he called me tortured expression. “Bella, do not worry. I have not picked up any scent of vampire here. Is it a coincidence … oh, ****. No matter, now I smell vampire. Sorry, Bella. ”
8. Halo: Now with 100% more murders anthropomorphic hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog games seem simple enough, but something about the franchise that attracted obsessive worrying legion of fans. This story about the characters in Sonic the Halo the world is only a brief look at Sonic fans, there are strange stories, but to go deeper into madness would be to invite.
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Halo universe is threatened by an ancient evil, and Sonic and his friends are just kind of superfluous hang on same. You’d think a group of anthropomorphic animals would be useless in a place populated entirely by soldiers deaths, and, well, you’d be right. Sonic and company spend most of their time on the road, which makes their presence is felt even more puzzling. Also, Amy Rose (a girl 12 years urchin) is violently murdered by a marine area in one of the most harrowing scenes I’ve read. Although still not as disturbing as any of the countless stories involving sex.
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“Amy tried to punch and kick the soldier carelessly, while 018 pointed his sword to the right. Amy then began chest, throwing one of the walls that supported a stone statue that had a fragile construction to it, completely destroying the proceedings. 018 Amy noticed dress was becoming wet from the inside, and 018 realized there might be something snapped within their areas of infant feeding. ”
7 . NCIS: Rape
In this very special NCIS story, the serious team exceeded their authority when they decide to investigate the secret underwater city of Rapture of BioShock games video. If you are unfamiliar with the games, all you need to know is to involve local people with superhuman powers in a city with a crime rate worse than Detroit. If you are unfamiliar with NCIS , everything you need to know is that is CSI on boats.
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The story begins with one of the NCIS Members game BioShock , but in a plot twist that will blow your mind the team learns that the game is based on reality. Why a secret city would create a video game that would do nothing except incriminate everyone living there is not explained, but most video games are full of plot holes, so I guess I can let it go.
Wed After the shocking revelation, the team says, “Hey, we have to exploit this city for some reason”, then go there and shoot worldwide . 14,000 words in just the equipment racks a body count greater than all the episodes of the combined series has seen, but it is all for a good cause, because … uh … actually, just kill a bunch of lunatics who were seized their own business. And that’s a shame because their lack of motivation is the only flaw in this premise otherwise airtight.
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“Remember, no human beings here,” murmured Vance. The other nodded, and slipped quietly behind the splicer before beating to death. “
6 . Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean
There are a surprising amount of fan fiction participation Harry Potter and the Pirates movies , although most of the stories are simply boning a Jack Sparrow or more students at Hogwarts (usually men). This particular story is a bold step forward by adding something that vaguely resembles a plot, which explores the point that humanity has asked for generations: what if the Harry Potter heroes back in time and sailed with the Pirates characters? Of course, there are still a lot of boning, but is (relatively) tasteful.
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Well, so that the plot is mostly an excuse to Harry and his friends falling in love with Sparrow and company. That their differences by age, it is rather worrying. There is some action, but even during the fight scenes of our heroes are mostly deep and dream of each other. Besides , figures from around the world have been set to “giggling buffoon,” which makes so sweet romances become more nauseating is like watching Care Bears distinguish. Oh, and Ron is killed because he had an odd number of players . Love can be cruel sometimes.
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“You, Hermione Granger, Jack Sparrow take to be her husband loftly married? Till death do part? “He turned and asked the priest.
” I “he replied. She looked back at Jack. His eyes were exchanged glances of love.
5. James Bond gets the SPECTRE with the help of Pinocchio
When the new leader of SPECTRE threatens to turn all children in Europe on a donkey, it’s up to James Bond to stop their nefarious plan. But it can not do it alone, so the MI6 has to enlist the help of a travel time of Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Geppetto and Lampwick. Why do they travel in time to fight Evil is not clear, but as any attempt at explanation would probably make your head explode not going to complain.
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Rather than turn Pinocchio the company in the stone cold killing machines, the author chose instead to bring James Bond to a degree G. While this does not keep things family friendly (and the history of this, no doubt, become a classic timeless family a day), which unfortunately eliminates the ingenuity of the Bond franchise company. So, to our great disappointment, Pinocchio is released to a bad guy with the nose while saying something like ” I hope you do not mind me snooping at all. “Geppetto Despite merges two motorcycles, so that’s something.
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“Point of view of James Bond of the three M’s guest changed when he saw a microphone under his hat, but a fairly large anthropomorphic cricket clothing. James was a logical man like all the 00 agents had to be, but the only logical conclusion to see the cricket were real life people from the consequences of history when the puppet Pinocchio became a real boy. James Bond not only in the presence of time travelers, but travelers time a timeline of the land where the story of Pinocchio was true and not a fairy tale. ”
4. The Lord of the Scooby Snacks
While The Lord of the Rings is undoubtedly a masterpiece, all agree that would have been even better if it also included a talking dog who solve mysteries. An author of fiction fan since the error of ways JRR Tolkien, wrote a story that he dropped the cast of Scooby Doo directly to Middle-earth.
Story begins with Scooby and the rest of the gang to find the One Ring, which transports them to the Shire and the hobbits become. Immediately a team with Frodo and company to destroy the ring, the story is basically the same as source material, except most of the rich mythology has been replaced by a love triangle with Fred, Daphne and Legolas. Oh, and Scooby falls for a sexy elf dog.
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Unfortunately, this saga was not over, so you never know how it ends. However, we are willing to bet that the plan was that Sauron be defeated by an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine, when which was unmasked and r ...
Top 10 strangest Fan Fiction Stories